(via zlot)
“There, I have you! You’re completely dished. Do you not know that in the service…one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!?”
(via leighway)
- What is it with this man? I kill a relative of his in battle, perhaps? His boy, God forbid?
- He fights like you, Jack.
(Source: formerlyleighway)
How about this? Or are you in the mood for something more aggressive?
(Source: formerlyleighway, via formerlyleighway)
- Name a shrub after me. Something prickly and hard to eradicate.
- A shrub?! Nonsense, I’ll name a great tortoise after you! Testudo aubrei!
(Source: formerlyleighway)
