March 2012
topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
You are so mean to me. WHY ARE WE FRIENDS
‘Cause you like it.
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
Mwahahaha, CARLY IS WIN
You aren’t allowed to gang up against me on my own blog!
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entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
So basically the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man.
Essentially that is what she’s saying.
Who even likes her?
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
That’s because you’re a GIANT. A big, soft, sugary GIANT.
Oh, pocket friend, could you speak a little louder? It’s difficult to hear up here from someone all the way down there.
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
Pfft, you. I side with Carly on this matter. Which actually makes me a tiny bit sad in my tiny robot heart.
Nah. She’s got me confused with Veronica Mars, an actual marshmallow, albeit a much shorter one than I would be.
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LOL, well, it’s nice to know I wasn’t so far off? And: “HEY. Geezers aren’t born old, *and they have feelings, too.*” News to me! YOU PURPORTED ROBOT.
Well, not me, obviously. See here for explanation.
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
True story: when I was trying to figure out who that guy was, I thought he might be Daniel Craig, but then I was like no. “It’s my life and I’ll talk like an old geezer if I want to, @entegegenwartigung!” An old geezer pondering ball gags?
Daniel Craig also has eyes that are blue like the sky! … I...
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entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your photo I don’t…
Person of Interest—heard of that! I’m kind of face blind when it comes to white dude actors most of the time, lol. Ball gag is a valid option! (Also, are we far enough into the ’10s that we can call the first decade of the millennium the aughts? ;D)
Fair enough, as most of the successful ones tend to...
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entegegenwartigung replied to your photo
I don’t know who that dude is! But upside: if you were banging him, y’all wouldn’t likely be talking about religion, except (possibly) in the most general sense.
Hah, it is Jim Caviezel. He was pretty big in the late nineties/early aughts (lol), but fell off the map after he portrayed Christ in Mel Gibson’s (lol) The Passion of the...
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your photo
#that’s why the good lord gave us ball gags Holy Christ. And *I’m* the bad influence.
Well, you are.
Oh, funny story: around here, when someone does something stupid that was easily preventable, sweet old ladies have a tendency to append “that’s why the good lord [did whatever]” as kind of a verbal eye roll. For instance, “Well,...
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entegegenwartigung asked: They pixelate his mouth! That didn't happen to Meldrick! :D
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from the rocknrolla script, note the line that...
nevermindtheswearjar:
Archy turns and slaps him the famous "Archy slap" it's nasty,
Archy's getting wound up.
ARCHY
Shut it, otherwise you will get hurt.
His face has been slapped into the direction of Roman and
Mickey. Johnny keeps his head still,...
JOHNNY STORY
That, Roman and...
February 2012
topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your photo: You are…
#for certain values of ‘feelings’ I am now imagining a chart: Holly’s Feelings
Spoiler alert: it’s not a very big chart.
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your photo: You are wrong, centurion. Dis is not your master….
#i post this exact cap every time i hit this part in the episode but i don’t give a fuuuuuck I was thinking that exact thing: Hey! It’s Holly’s favorite cap!
IT IS THOUGH. I do not apologize! It gives me all the feelings.
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apiphile:
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nevertravelled replied to your quote: It’s OK. I won’t drop you. I’ll hold you. If I…
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hey so you remember how the other day i was like “i watched maurice and gave myself all the sad gay history feels” and i was going to do something to cheer myself up and somehow this has turned into you watching bent and both of us...
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nevertravelled replied to your quote: It’s OK. I won’t drop you. I’ll hold you. If I…
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hey so you remember how the other day i was like “i watched maurice and gave myself all the sad gay history feels” and i was going to do something to cheer myself up and somehow this has turned into you watching bent and both of us crying all over each other in...
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nevertravelled replied to your quote: It’s OK. I won’t drop you. I’ll hold you. If I…
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hey so you remember how the other day i was like “i watched maurice and gave myself all the sad gay history feels” and i was going to do something to cheer myself up and somehow this has turned into you watching bent and both of us crying all over each other in fanmail?
we fucking suck at...
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kynodontas asked: now i'm listening to ke$ha's cannibal to montage vids of maru. it works pretty well
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
She also has a song about eating people.
Thank you for sharing with me.
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
also “THAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE OF GOD” cogsworth the flasher!!
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
“I’m sure “Tik-Tok” plays on loop.” I can’t even with you. You have escalated the argument by introducing Ke$ha.
It is the only song I know by that visionary of our age. How lucky we are to recognize a prophet in her own time.
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entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
~A TRUTH FOR THE AGES~ *passes out laughing*
IT’S JUST NOT WHAT YOU DO WITH ENTRAILS
topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your post:…
NORMAL PEOPLE DON’T HAVE A DOOR THAT LETS THEIR ENTRAILS LOOSE. THAT WOULD BE IRRESPONSIBLE OF GOD. I’m sure it’s just, like,...
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
“YOU TALK TO HER I CAN’T” lololol, the little door on the front of the clock that opens up so you can get at the insides only reminds me of, like, someone’s belly!
i know! THOSE ARE HIS ENTRAILS, CARLY. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO FUCK THOSE.
kynodontas replied to your post: kynodontas replied to your post:…
~welcome to the internet~
i’m starting to think i need to classify my blog as nsfw
it’s certainly not safe for my eyes
kynodontas replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
maybe they’re just all into tickling
i hate that i am now considering the mechanics of object/object sex
topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
I am your favorite monster. :D Dude, all I can think about is that little door on the front of the clock that opens up so you can get at the insides … you know that has to be good for something nasty …
oh my god
entegegenwartigung replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
“morph...
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topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your post:…
Hey, the maid ain’t got nothin’ to be upset about, she’s still getting some on the regular, okay? Although the logistics of feather duster/candlestick sex is not something I want to spend time thinking about. (Also: fire hazard?)
Oh god, why do you put these things in my head? Is it too late to retract my...
topgundrinkinggame replied to your post: topgundrinkinggame replied to your photo: also can…
Then why is everyone so pissed off? I mean, they’re all, “FINALLY this curse will be lifted!” Bitch, calm down, it’s been fifteen minutes. And that castle is in bad shape for being the beast den for, like, a month. What the hell. Mind: blown.
Bitch, calm down, it’s been fifteen minutes.
You...
topgundrinkinggame replied to your photo: also can i just say: when i was little, i thought…
Wait, what? I missed out on ALL OF THAT. What, did she meet the dude when he was 12? (Fuck you, Disney, for drawing everyone to look like they’re 23.) So he only lived, like, 3 years as the beast? I thought it was decades. So confused.
Basically she is going around picking on kids home alone while...
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entegegenwartigung replied to your post: entegegenwartigung replied to your photo lol, it…
i was trying to piece together a narrative from your caps alone, lol!
oh honey no
however thus far my favorite guest star is the recurring ocelot :D :D :D
entegegenwartigung replied to your photo
lol, it took me so long to figure out what show you were posting caps from; i must have missed your first archer post or something!
hah, oh god, this show is the greatest worst thing i have ever seen. :P
entegegenwartigung replied to your photo: also can i just say: when i was little, i thought…
maybe! [tw: self-injury; parental death] the year i turned 25, i stopped cutting, i watched my father die, and i turned into a less eloquent, not as nattily dressed version of frank pembleton. mostly in yelling. years later, jury’s still out!
man, isn’t degrees of frank pembleton all any of us...
derogative replied to your photo: also can i just say: when i was little, i thought…
my question is that… it’s implied he’s been the beast for a few years. did she turn him into a monster when he was 16 or something? because 16 year olds are kinda dickish by default. :|a
i know! i’m sorry his parents weren’t around to let you into the castle, old lady, but they’re probably...
treadsoftlydear replied to your photo: also can i just say: when i was little, i thought…
It’s like you’re an optimist but not really.
i resolve to one day want to be a better person. ish.
apiphile replied to your photo: also can i just say: when i was little, i thought…
It is actually true that people massively calm down after 25. I got so much less crazy…
yay! i will tell my mom...
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